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Friday 9th of October 2020

For The 4th Straight Year, The Astros Are Headed to The ALCS.

What now? Our 4th straight ALCS!
Say what you want. Just be careful what you ask for.
The Astros advance to their 4th straight ALCS.
The Astros to the Commissioners Trophy.
I want the Astros to win the World Series so bad.
Astros are back in the conference championship, where the fuck are the haters at now?
For the 4th straight year, the Astros are headed to the ALCS.
Today in 2020, the Astros advance to the American League Championship Series for the fourth consecutive year, defeating the Oakland As in the ALDS, three games to one.
The Houston Astros finished the regular season 29-31. Now they're heading to the ALCS for the 4th straight year. The team's offense came alive against the A's, scoring 33 runs in the 4-game series.
THE ASTROS HAVE SCORED 35 RUNS THIS SERIES LMAOOO BUT WE NEED TO CHEAT IN ORDER TO WIN RIGHT??? LMAOOOOO.
Winners. WIN!
Congratulations astros and thanks for PROVING what a great team yall are. Back to the ALCS! Wow!
For the 4th year in a row, the astros are headed to the ALCS nulb.
Yall better not let the Astros make it to the Wild Series, The city of Houston wont know how to act. We have watched the players get balls thrown at there head, get talked shit to for supporting the team. Houston is a very confident city but it will be leveled up to cockiness!

A terrible day for my enemies.
In March of 2015, the Astros signed Jose Urquidy, Cristian Javier, and Framber Valdez as international free agents. In June, the drafted Alex Bregman and Kyle Tucker. Then they signed Enoli Paredes in October. What an outrageous run.

EVERY SINGLE PITCHER FOR THE ATHLETICS HAS PITCHED AGAINST THE ASTROS IN THIS SERIES EXCEPT MIKE FIERS LMFAOOOOOOOOOOO.
Great ALDS Win for My boys in Houston astros congratulations. ForTheH "They said they wanted us anyway, so you just have to be careful what you ask for." Dusty Baker.
If the Padres lose tonight I may go full evil and root for the Astros this postseason.
Ive always hated the big market teams like Yankees, Red Sox, Dodgers etc I love all those teams compared to Houston. I am actually physically impacted by how much I dislike the Astros.
Erase this faggots no hitter from Astros history. It never counted lmaoo.
ASTROS WIN!!! HEADED TO OUR 4TH STRAIGHT ALCS!!! 4 WINS UNTIL THE WORLD SERIES!!!! WHAT ARE THEY GONNA SAY NOW???
How come the Astros look like a good baseball team again now that the playoffs have started? Im guessing the answer will cost Manfred his job!
Division champs championship series birth mashin dingers hoes mad.
FUCK THE ASTROS.
Preliminary UEFL/Statcast/Pitch f/x numbers for ALDS (Athletics vs Astros) Game 4 HP Umpire Laz Diaz: 126/127 Balls 46/55 Strikes = 172/182 = 94.5%. Skew: 2 OAK.
How about them ASTROS baby.
If the Cubs winning the World Series objectively the last pure and good moment in sports led to the 2016 election, then in order to reverse the last four years of Hell Times we must have the worst possible result in the 2020 World Series. .go Astros.

DUSTY MOTHERFUCKING BAKER.
As much as I hate to root for any of these teams, the narrative of a healthy Yankees team getting revenge against Houston is good, the narrative of the Dodgers getting revenge is even better. And if the Astros run that back with no trash cans, that's not a bad story either.

Correa bat flip. Astros up.
Astros lose: Its actually tough when you dont know whats coming Astros win: cHeAtErS!! cHeAtErS aLwAyS cHeAt!
LETS GOOOOOO!!
How say it without crying.
Maybe we'll see you in the World Series?
Looking forward to 2 yrs from now to find out what new and innovative way the Astros cheated this postseason.
*Checks notes* Nah, they're down 1-2 against the rays in the ALDS. LOL. I dunno...maybe after nearly a decade of trying, the dodgers will get their rings? *Pukes blood*.
Never had astros jersey smh im lame.
Im a soft 7.
We really bout to sit up here and let the Astros go to the WS??? I don't trust NYY or TB.
Slightly worse, in that the Astros .483 winning percentage would have put them in fourth place in the NL Central in 2006, well behind the Cardinals, yes.
Astros are three outs away from advancing to their fourth consecutive ALCS.
The Astros used to steal signs, now they just give away their signs Result: Laureano three-run HR.
Go Astros! On to the ALCS!
Stadium has been renamed, Minute Maid West.
ASTROS WIN!!! 11-6 W & WIN ALDS 3-1 TO KO THE AS!! A fantastic performance this series & comeback today!! POTG: CARLOS CORREA our Captain! SOs: BRANTLEY!, TUCKER!, REDDICK!, ALTUVE!, GREINKE! JAVIER!, PAREDES! BRING ON ANYONE!! LETS GO!!

Lol what?
Still a cheetah!!! Career is ova!!! Maybe be a garbageman? Already familiar with trashcans!!!
I cant hear you!!
Our hate has made them stronger.
Getting drunk for the Astros.
I am going to be the Twiitter grammar guy. Correa, beating the Athletics didn't win the a championship, bruh. Oh, maybe that is why the Astros needed the trash cans!
THANK YOU.
Astros are headed to their fourth straight ALCS nulb Houston will face the winner of Yankees-Rays.
FINAL: Astros 11, A's 6 We faced adversity, kept our heads up, and rallied together.
Put some respect on the Astros name.
Astros crush the A's, 11-6, and are heading back to the ALCS against the Rays or Yankees. Game 1 of the ALCS is on Sunday at Petco Park in San Diego.
Certainly, Astros owner Jim Crane hired the right man when he was looking for a quick replacement for A.J. Hinch.
Facts What Now?
Man them Astros are no joke.
Im just tryna see the Astros in another World Series.
Congrats astros dont stop get it get it.
Astros Twitter going OFF right now. You absolutely LOVE to see it!
I hope the Astros make it to the World Series and the Dodgers absolutely mop them.
Fiers pitched in 11/60 regular season games (18.3%). The A's played the Astros 10 times (16.7% of their entire schedule). It's almost impossible that he never pitched against Houston.
Sorry about the Rangers.


What You Really Think

Dont make me block you MLB. Astros are trash and should have been banned from playoffs for 2-3 years for cheating.

Cheaters gonna cheat.

SHOVED IT IN YOUR FACE MLB. Just when you sneakily wanted Astros to lose, they turn Karma on you! In your face!

Yay, lets celebrate cheating!

4 veces, 0 campeonatos y con robo de senales.

Cheaters.

Love this team!

To quote Ren & Stumpy, " Happy Happy Joy Joy Happy Happy Joy!".

And.

Lets goooo.

Should of been ban from post season play atleast 2 years.

Like I said how yall let this cheating ass Organization in blows my mind.

Lotsa butt-hurts out there.

HaRDeR tO hIT wHEn yOu DONt kNoW WhiCH pitCH iS CoMINg.

Shouldve cancelled the season lol.

A's fans and haters.

Blocked by a Yankees fan.

They're the defending AL Champs.

But they arent even supposed to be in the playoffs Blame Covid!

So.

Still gotta go through H Town!!! Us against the World.

Unless you Release the Letter we know you are corrupt.

Kinda cringe ngl...

ASTROS = CHEATERS.

As they should.

Where r the haters and losers at?

Just here for the hating ass comments that idgaf about! LFG Astros!

You literally love to see it.

Should have been banned from postseason play.

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