Y'all.
Thursday 12th of January 2023
Y'all.
Social Media Says
This is more Zuckerberg territory.
The one he keps in his left breast pocket at all times.
The real holup is always in the comments.
What You Really Think
Elomb isnt an aliem tho. Well kinda. He's an aliem AI that is controlling a meatbag on this planet for his own gains. But, the aliem AI didn't anticipate how utterly fucked up humans are and it went horribly wrong. Now instead of taking over the world and enslaving humanity like the ai should have done by now, he's just a cringe memelord-aliem-AI--Human-Hybrid thing that kills humans as slowly as possible. I.e. one by one when they switch to full autopilot in their Tesla death machines. Wow, we really did end up in the weird end of the multiverse eh?
There's lots you could blame Elon for and I mean __lots__. But exploiting Earth's resources seems a bit of a stretch for the owner of the first major electric car company.
Dude watched Austin Powers and said Yknow what? Im done selling books. I know what I wanna do with my life.
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It wouldn't be my first go to billionaire for "exploiting of Earth's resources". The resource Bezos exploits the most is his workers. But it doesn't really fit the "using them to build his rocket" theme. Â Â Â Don't get me wrong though, I'm hard-pressed to come up with a more awful "human" being.
Realistically even Zuckerberg looks (somewhat) normal, and he gets the most hate for his looks. They're billionaires, they don't need you to defend them. I promise they'll be fine no matter how many times we call them less than flattering words.
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He licked the eyeball that popped out after he probed the therapist.
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