Goals.

I married my best friend. It's fucking awesome.

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]removed].

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Until Ive sent about five and claim last one I swear, but watch it. Then, I send another.

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That's so sweet!

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You're lucky if you have someone like this guy.

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Lucky a woman to have a man like this.

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I'm sure your smile would last for hours if something like this happened to you.

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This man is rare, lucky girl.

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If I was her, I would give him a big hug when I went home.

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Text him, "be ready".

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Awee! You're so lucky girl!

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I thought so too! and I was like huh? A seahorse? Stoopid.

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Nope it was ]this.]().

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This seems like a good prompt for one of those drawing / painting novelty accounts. Are any of them still around? /u/shittywatercolor?

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I believe kelpies primarily lure and devour human children, so good bois are safe.

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This is goals right here. You two are adorable.

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Every time we walk past smatterings of feathers on the ground (in case this doesn't happen where you live, it's what's left after an owl/hawk/cat/whatever has eaten a smaller bird), I point it out and say "Free bird! Some assembly required.".

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Definitely a boysetsfire show if they were playing songs off After the Eulogy.

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No worries. You're also being watched there.

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Hey thats where I am right now!

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Tell that to my so who has a screentime of 12-14 hours per day. And I'm not talking about work laptop. 12-14 hours of just her personal phone.

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That was the point of the first half.

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Not to be negative, but it could still be cheating going on, depending on the person. For example: my dad would forward cute videos and memes that his side chick sent him, to my mom. And then smile and cuddle up to her later like nothing was going on.

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That seems a bit paranoid.

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]This]() might be the video That video has 3 year old comments saying "Good husband" and "This is love" and people saying they came from reddit.

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I was once on the shitter in Georgia and a friend called from Alaska he said "Dude what was that movie?" And I said "Human Traffic" and damned if I wasn't right and he yelled Human Traffic to a small crowd that cheered a bit before hanging up and I kept pooping. Apparently it was a party over in Alaska. It was early in Georgia so probably 5 am in Alaska. Think that was the last time I ever talked to Tyler now that I think about it.

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Yes, because she is intentionally setting up the unexpected wholesome. It's a bit. Probably didn't happen but if it did, she probably didn't actually expect cheating. Just wants those retweets and likes.

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Was thinking the same. Super uncool expectation to have. What, can't a person smile while texting with a friend? Jeez.

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Water hose.

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Awww indeed.

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Amazon?

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He's at the restaurant.

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