My Boyfriend's Mom is a Realtor And Just Found This Gem in a Showing ]nsfw].

Sunday 28th of November 2021

My Boyfriend's Mom is a Realtor And Just Found This Gem in a Showing ]nsfw].

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Straight as class="u-nolinkc" href="https://worldnewsinpictures.com/a">a bow.
Needs class="u-nolinkc" href="https://worldnewsinpictures.com/a">a built in enima hose.
It wouldnt be so bad if he wasnt completely erect.


What You Really Think

Hard as a rock.

Curved for her pleasure.

Talk to your doctor about Peyronaie's disease.

Straight as an arrow the current owner is not!

The cross product of those two vectors is zero.

They really should have lined up everything on that wall, it looks awful.

That's the point of the naked dude: to distract you from the horrible alignment. You essentially are working your way out of the matrix and you should be woken up momentarily.

Same thing I thought why a spigot???

The lower one is for rinsing your feet and/or testing the water temp. I'd like one, they were in nicer old houses, never very common.

Not living the drain being away from the center of the circular piece either.

Jesus Christ...that tilework behind the plumbing makes me unable to even see boner man.

That's a case of r/notmyjob the plumber has specs to install diverter and outlets in a certain spot. The mason came in and had different dimensions and their layout didn't line up with the plumbing. From here it goes back to the architect, engineer and home owner to figure out who's paying for what to get moved.

Great taste (nice tile, lovely colors), but awful execution (misaligned, poorly grouted).

Willing to bet this used to be a tub and they didnt want to spend money on a plumber to do it correctly, so they just reused the old plumbing work.

I was really liking the design until pointed that out.

Good question. There could be several reasons. One, it might be the result of a repair to the fixture behind the wall. The installer may have screwed-up, and set the fixture too far forward to the tile, requiring an artificial and ugly build-out, the stupid homeowner may have WANTED that ugly thing like that. Protruding tile from the installation is a valid technique when done correctly. The whole point of any kind of variance with "standard" is to create the impression that "I meant to do that." When a person sees something that is non-standard, but it is done in an artful and obviously deliberate manner. Keyword "obvious". If you have to explain to someone why your non-standard installation looks "different", you have FAILED. The whole purpose of art is to connect, no alienate, particularly on an installation as personal and intimate as a shower, where you are naked. The lurid erection of the archer makes a less-important and less-compelling statement than all the other weirdness, meaning WRONGNESS. And, while it's true that "It's my house, and I can do whatever I want.", it's also true that someday you'll find out whether or not what "you wanted" makes the resale value of the house more or less. This is an obvious less. Anyone buying this house will tear this out immediately, even if they happen to like archers with erections. And, the poor quality of the aesthetic probably indicates a poor quality in the structure of the install. The floor indicates this poor quality of "function". Those whole tiles will not drain properly. You'll have pooling, and puddling long after the rest of the water has evaporated, which breed mold, mildew, fungus, herpes and AIDS.

Why is there a tub spigot in a shower stall?dwae.

That's why it's for sale.

Like for the bar of soap?

Thats where the secret D-button is hidden. It transforms this piece from a 2D to a 3D artwork by making a D pop out.

One arm is about twice as long as the other too. and is coming out of his chest.

I was about to say I actually like it but then I read your comment. thank you brother.

Holy shit, you're right. That's awful too.

Yes. Came here to say this. His hand placement perspective is very cockeyed.

Dammit, I was not-sober enough to miss that until you pointed it out!

The attitude is good and the rest of the contours of the body are not terrible, but the entire left arm is too large and very bad.

Not so great execution after all..m.

That, my good chap, is a JoJo reference.

When you get a boner you instantly become double jointed!

That just means getting a handy from him would always be right.

If not for that I'd low-key like that.

You can always get those dildos that stick to the wall and stick em all over your shower. Almost the same thing.

This is why you gotta mull over remodels before going for it. I'm going to sacrifice a bedroom to make my bathroom bigger (and another room bigger). And go full sex with the look. Also way bigger shower, gotta fit at least 4 people in there.

It's Priapus/Bacchus or some other mashup. This is probably in the home of a perverted Roman scholar.

Lol i read this you can tell by the erection of the guy in the shower.

Oh, and shampoo comes out of the penis when pull on it.

It's a great way to keep them from noticing the horrendous craftsmanship. There's like a 1 inch gap underneath the naked archer. And a tub faucet for no reason? ... and so on...

This guy is more Miche-dangle-o.

David didn't look quite as excited to be posing.

Its true! In his diary, Michelangelo wrote that he regretted not giving David a big raging hard-on.

It's not safe for work, what the fuck else is the tag gonna be used for?

I don't want nude art by Michelangelo popping up at work either lmfao.

Shooting something.

Thought I was the only one that got rock hard whenever I fire an arrow.

The penis is a classic design that never goes out of style.

It is modern, an the ancient greeks would have made it small and flaccid as it was part of their ideal male body.

Thank you, I needed that.

Prices go up , penises go up just saying.

Im a gay dude and it would certainly make those long showers more fun.

You just know the guy who owned this mimicked that pose EVERY SINGLE DAY!!!!

Id have to hire someone to redo it. The anatomy of the person and bow arrow are wild. Uneven arms? Arrow that goes nowhere? Literally no bowstring at ALL?????? What is going on? Edit: oh, forgot to mention he has 2 right hands.

Yep, although it might be offensive to some it's actually quite beautiful and it looks like a lot of work went into it, it would be a shame to replace it with something generic. Actually I just noticed there are two showerheads. So I'm starting to think this is some kind of gay lover group shower lol.

It's one of those heads up displays.

So you're saying you're a bit cockeyed?

While the 4 of you are in the shower together.

Also looks like two right arms and the arrow goes behind the arm holding the bow (???) this is awful taste awful execution.

Its called an arm, now?

He has a wife, you know.

Someone went to work and had to choose shades of "flesh" coloured tile and then stencil and cut an erect penis shape. Someone who didn't choose to do this.

Girthy.

Looks like a daily driver. Identifiably larger than an economy model but not too showy or exotic. Familiar, reliable, and gets you where you need to go.

And with all that tile, I know I'd slip and die in that shower. EMS would tell tales of the lady who died in the penis shower. That's not how I want to be remembered...or is it...

And no bow string.

Depictions of male fertility have lots of boners. Here's one in the UK. ]Cerne Abbas chalk giant]().

That's not really "old art", like if you showed this to a cultured classical Greek they would think it sucks.

I'm of the opinion that if you're going to depict a cock artistically, make it hard and proud.

There's a lot of erect penises in Greek/Roman art, but the ones outside got destroyed through the centuries and the ones buried underground got discreetly hidden away when archaeology became a thing in Victorian times.

Nah, I'm pretty sure the previous occupants were always gay.

Honestly I think this is great taste but awful execution lol.

I was gonna say, this has some big Elder Gay energy.

Also two right hands.

This particular thing is not eye candy. The proportions and logistics are all messed up.

Tile work is a nightmare though.

Honestly they should make the leaf into a leaf shaped soap dish or something.

He really looovves to shoot his arrows.

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