Nobody Matters,but...

My good friend Keanu.

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**Holy Mother Forking Shirtballs**.

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I'm kinda more interested in what Kamilah thinks of me.

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Oddly enough its what Titania MCU version might tweet.

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Looking forward to more of her on she hulk. Is she active anywhere here?

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I love her so much.

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Irony is that real life Jameela sounds every bit as cringey and artificial as the TV Tahani! This is what her self managed IMDB profile used to read Jameela was **discovered** when she was ***nulb Then she lied about having cancer multiple times. Edit: Issue is not writing in third person. Issue is writing about yourself that you were discovered.

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I had a dream I did BJJ with him and then he invited me to be in a movie with him. Dreams are fun.

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You'll have to figure out where he banks.

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Yeah he'd be outwardly nice but it's the true feeling towards you that count.

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He's not angry, just disappointed. That's what would really hurt.

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Its not just that Keanu is a great person, but now that hes become a meme for decency and kindness, he *has* to be kind *all the time*. Not that that isnt his nature, but the pressure a normal person would feel to uphold that image would be overwhelming. No off days, no bad fan interactions, no actions that *could* be considered inconsiderate. Its not only that Keanu is a genuinely kind person, but he is able to continue to be so *with expectations always so high*- thats why I love that guy.

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You sir win the internet for today good sir! That was a totally epic bacon comment, take my upvote.

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Literally came here to say this.

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You just described me. I don't give a fuck what other people think. Until I get hit with a negative opinion that just makes me climb back into my shell.

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Does Keanu need to breath? Never seen him do it.

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There are a fair number of people who I hope would like me. Keanu Reeves is one. Brendan Fraser is another. Maybe Tom Hanks? In any case, I figure if Keanu Reeves think I am okay, than I have a pretty good shot at getting Brendan Fraser to think I am okay as well.

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I had a dream once that Keanu was the "one" and everyone worshipped him. Didn't I tell you about that before? Man I could have sworn... Deja vu is weird.

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Fr Reddit takes it too far.

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Same with Nicolas Cage. I'll never understand the blind worship.

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Wait until reddit finds out that their Wholesome 9000 Big Chungus actor actually ]peddles some NFT crap]().

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Cause hes Canadian?

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I don't know how to break it to you, but the Real Keanu is neither.

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Same person.

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