Monday 5th of December 2022


Social Media Says

Just the average, its a spectrum.
It's all one guy, different usernames.
No, one of the mods exercises by walking dogs.

What You Really Think

Is there a reddit mod out there with a jaw line so sharp it can be used to cut down trees?

Even the woman.

Nah most of them have a lot more acne. But other than that, yeah.

Yes. They all look like this, even the women. ESPECIALLY the women.

I can deny that. I took over moderation of a small sub recently and don't look like that. I am bald.

He *is* all Reddit mods. He consumed all the others.

Not every one one of them some of them are stick sized too.

Some also wear fedoras.

No, this man just moderates all subreddits.

Not really. Most of them have different colored shirts.

Of course not, the t shirt is way too clean.

Just the girls.

Pretty close to Doreen. If you know, you know.

Isnt this more true than you think? I thought the same group of moderators cover the vast majority of the popular subs on this site? Actually they probably dont look like this at all.

Nah. This is the king of Persia.

Ogyrn strong, protect lil uns.

Step 1: create new subreddit, just hammer the keyboard for random name Step 2: since you will be the only mod there you instantly become fat and greasy with a neckbeard.

He ate all the smaller ones.

U become these after 6 months. The change comes gradually at first, then, WHAM, you're discount Peter Griffin.

Not enough acne and sweat.

He's just intern mod.

Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like what the fuck and call the police. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.

Just took monthly shower.

Fat people look clean but the closer you get, the more their putrid ass smell hits you because theres big ole folds they cant reach or bother with.

The AI has yet to learn just how greasy and much acne a actual mod has.

They just hosed him down.

My guess is the skin looks so nice because so many people today either wear heavy makeup or upload pictures of themselves with filters to apply the look so the ai got confused and decided everyone has incredibly smooth and beautiful skin.

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I've noticed that one, reddit mods getting worse though.

Yeah this guy has great skin and far kinder and more soulful eyes.

I like how it figured out what a neckbeard is. AI is so cute.

Well done. Youve passed your reading proficiency test. You get a gold star nulb.

And a longer and less groomed neck beard Because the only thing that is groomed is the child in his basement.

Fedora is old meta.

Arey kis sub ka tha vo?

How did you survive?

Isn't that the mod that got publicly ousted and then tried to come back under a different name?

Uh-oh. You said the name. Here comes the Two Minutes Hate.

I had the exact same thought lmao.

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Wait till you check his comment history.

Metal gear solid 2 intensifies.

This is how stereotypes are born.

It grows that way.