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A runabout? I'LL STEAL IT! NO ONE WILL EVER KNOW!

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Shee-it, Squidward just keeping it real. Stealing the cash might last him a couple of months, but not until his grave. He's made a whole routine out of being a cashier at the Krusty Krab that by this point takes absolutely no effort at all. He can be himself as an apathetic intermediary that transacts cash into burgers then go to his home to play his shitty ass clarinet. With Krabs gone his whole routine is out of wack and at his age it might take months or years to settle back into something comfortable. Fuck, if I were him, I'd panic as well.

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The IRS will always know.

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Squidward is an asshole, not a thief.

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Get out.

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Bury this man.

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Preparing the kids watching for what their lives will be like.

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You either die a SpongeBob or you live long enough to see yourself become a Squidward.

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Pretty sure that's illegal my guy.

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All of that for a fry cook and a cashier at a burger place, too.

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If 't be true i gaze the showeth again the present day the most id relate to is squidward *** ^(I am a bot and I swapp'd some of thy words with Shakespeare words.) Commands: !ShakespeareInsult, !fordo, !optout.

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