Tuesday 20th of October 2020

The New Game is to Replace Every New Yorker Cartoon Caption With "Jeffrey Toobin Took His Dick Out on a Zoom Call.".

CNNs chief legal analysts been a known degenerate for many years. This isnt as bad as the whole mistress/abortion pressure/deny paternity/deny child support/deadbeat facts.The New Yorker suspends Jeffrey Toobin after CNN analyst exposed himself on Zoom.

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Always wear pants to your zoom calls!
Dear men: Weve all had to sit through tedious Zoom calls. Get a goddamn coloring book or build some LEGO, ffs.
No matter how bad your day is going - at least you didnt zoom dick.
Have you ever pleasured yourself on a Zoom or conference call?
CNN chief legal analyst JeffreyToobin has been suspended by The New Yorker after he showed his penis on a Zoom call with his co-workers. WNYC were also on the call.
More time to zoom.
Men need to get their shit together. We could have avoided ALL of this mess if we'd elected the "over prepared" woman. ALL of it. Including Jeffrey freeing his Willy because he wouldn't have been on a damn Zoom call because the pandemic would have been controlled!

PSA It you get invited to a Zoom meeting by Jeffrey Toobin you should probably not accept it. You are welcome.
Masturbating in a zoom meeting is honestly workplace sexual harassment.
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Every Zoom meeting should just be a phone call.
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The new game is to replace every new yorker cartoon caption with "Jeffrey Toobin took his dick out on a Zoom call.".
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Wait! What? What kind of Zoom call was this? Zoom Sex?
Me in my soft rock photo shoot pose in a zoom class.
When you simultaneously orgasm and realize that you're still on webcam in the Zoom call.
What is going on in your life that you can't keep your dick in your pants for the duration of a zoom call. Like, I don't care that you thought you were off camera during the fated zoom dick incident. WHY WAS YOUR DICK OUT IN THE FIRST PLACE, SIR.

Lemme get that Zoom dick papi - said no coworker EVER.
Every face to face interaction should be a zoom meeting.
UPDATE: Jeffrey Toobin was caught masturbating on a Zoom call, which was part of an election simulation. Toobin told Motherboard: I made an embarrassingly stupid mistake, believing I was off-camera.
"zoom penis incident" kind of sounds like you had accidentally zoomed in on something to discover it was a penis. Which is an unfortunate situation that could have been avoided if we stopped putting tech bros in charge of literally anything.

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After Toobins X-rated gig on Zoom, Paul Reubens can go out in public again after his disastrous dark theater incident 29 years ago.
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Sources on the packed Zoom call say at some point weirdo Jeffrey Toobin seemed to be on another zoom call, but they soon realized he was looking at another computer with his penis out and they could see him masturbating. He's the new Anthony Weiner!

Jeffrey Toobin who is on CNN was in a work zoom meeting and took his penis out. He said he didnt know the camera was on.
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You have to have a severally corrupted decision making process to be on a zoom call and think,"You know what ." .. Now would be a great time.
New Yorker Zoom Mtg High-Jacked by bored white guy.
To be entirely honest I thought we would have a "zoom penis incident" sooner in the pandemic.
Love when the zoom breakout room consists of only me.
Maybe the real zoom dick is the friends we made along the way.
Me: absolutely terrified i will offend someone by eating on a zoom call men: crankin one out on camera with NPR on the line.
Spoke for 15 seconds in a zoom lecture and my hands haven't stopped shaking for 5 minutes.
TSA screening info is the primary data Ive been tracking. Seems indicative of serious Zoom fatigue among US population. Also, zero chance the virus will be contained anytime soon as I suspect <5% of US travelers are quarantining at their destinations.

Male feminist gets caught masturbating on work zoom call after smearing kavanaugh as a pervert.
The only sure way to avoid dick related incidents on zoom calls is to never have any zoom calls again. it brings me no pleasure to report this.
The literal jerkoffs of fake news.
I spend a lot of time reading Roberts Court opinions so I totally get the metaphorical allusion but you can't make it literal on camera.
I say this as someone who would have to dramatically change his own approach to meetings, but Zoom should charge extra for an option where everyones mic auto-mutes after 2 minutes of talking.
I run a depression/bipolar support group that has a lot of people with dual diagnoses. One of our BOD members kept connecting to Zoom meetings and being drunk and belligerent. I had to kick him out of the group until he gets his addictions under control.

So are we not supposed to burp the worm during zoom meetings? Sounds extreme but okay.
You whipped out your cock on a Zoom call with colleagues.
When youre on a zoom call and the lawyer be like.
The thing that annoys me most about this zoom dick discourse is that we never get to see the dick. I wanna see the dick.
CNNs chief legal correspondent Jeffrey Toobin was suspended from his media jobs after being caught masturbating on a work zoom call.
If you need "zoom", I mean .
This is how men need to be on Zoom from now on.
Sounds like he made the best of a really boring zoom call. Thats resilience & almost-effective multitasking. The New Yorker would be insane to let this guy go.
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Can we all agree that "toobin" is new slang for masturbating? on or off zoom.
Jeffrey Toobin suspended by New Yorker for pulling his dick out on work call, says he did not realize camera was on.
No people should just know how to function on a damn zoom call.
Wild that CNN and the New Yorker haven't outright fired Jeffrey Toobin for masturbating during a Zoom video chat with his colleagues.
I made an embarrassingly stupid mistake, believing I was off-camera. I apologize to my wife, family, friends and coworkers. I believed I was not visible on Zoom, as there's a drive into deep left field by Castellanos and that'll be a homerun. And so that'll make it a 4-0 ballgame.

I finally saw the zoom and it is worse than I could ever imagine.
Since Toobin was supposed to be modeling "the courts" during that Zoom session about the election, you realize there is a 90% chance he was thinking about Amy Coney Barrett.
Want to make a zoom meeting where we just play among us.
"Oh, you said ELECTION simulation!".
I wonder what the market price is for a screenshot of Jeffrey Toobin trying to count to eleven on Zoom.
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Graphic new details emerge in claim CNN legal analyst Jeffrey Toobin exposed himself to co-workers.
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What You Really Think

I CAN'T quit laughing. Now I'm crying laughing.

No surprise.

Vintage New Yorker - Charles Adams.


Jeffrey Toobin took his dick out on a Zoom call.

Websters Dictionary. TOOBIN: (verb) 1) To masturbate while zooming.

I guess I know what Im scrolling for the next half hour.

*it would work on them alllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll*.

This is killing me!


Its always nice when high brow humor and low brow humor can find common ground.

Just like a lawyer!

Thank you so much for the laughs tonight!

What's the new yorker font?

Welp, thank you for taking me down that worm hole for the past 10 minutes.


Haven't seen any Charles Addams yet ...


Havent seen a C&H one yet, so.

What a totally stupid way to tank your career and reputation.

He didn't just 'take it out.' He was jerking off with it. What sort of grown man does that sort of thing with colleagues? In any case, it shows the entire world what sort of people work in the New Yorker! Though those in the New Yorker media bubble won't find this out!

Hey I have an idea.

It's so bad that nbcsnl is no longer into comedy...this jeffreytoobin thing would have been a very funny sketch...

Did anybody zoom in ?